How to Be a Hero:
Rule number 1. Shove your healing friend out of her wheelchair, or at least try.
Rule number 2. When you can’t think of a good response to someone’s insults, out them. Bonus points for doing that in a crowded school hall. Extra points if someone in the hallway turns around and hears distinctively what you just said.
Rule number 3. Proceed to say how afraid you are that the friend you outed might die. Because you’re a sensitive hero.
Rule number 4. Sing a song to said outed friend to cheer them up during a hard time. Pick the song with taste, and tact.
Rule number 5. Feed your vegan girlfriend meat. It will show how thoughtful you are: people need proteins to stay healthy.
Rule number 6. If you want to dump your girlfriend after you urged her to cheat on her former boyfriend to be with you, do it right after a funeral, in a car. Because you realized how much you love someone else right over that funeral. She looks so pretty when she cries…
Rule number 7. Always pick popularity/reputation over anything and anyone. Especially if it’s your brother or your girlfriend.
Rule number 8. If your girlfriend and your brother are sitting right beside you at the same table, rant about how you have nothing special in your life. Someone will sing a song about how great you are in slow motion soon, don’t you worry.
Rule number 9. Man, that song was awesome! So awesome I wanna marry that girl! If you feel this way, proceed to propose to your girlfriend. Be sure to mention your first date - which actually happened as you were still with pregnant Quinn but whatever -, and to mention how she’s the most important part of your life - you did just say you have nothing special in your life, yes, but just keep yourself interesting won’t you - and if she loves you for the rest of your life you’re going to be ok. Super ok. Be sure to pressure her afterwards, that will show her how much you want to marry her. Mmmh, smell that? Smells like desperation.
Rule number 10. Call your future wife ‘sad clown hooker’ again, and again, and again, for the rest of her life. You told her once, she’ll get used to it and her face will be priceless. Ah! Don’t forget: you don’t need to listen to anything she says.
Feel free to add your own! Being a hero is awesome!
Rule number 11. Pressure your girlfriend into losing her virginity to you out of pity because you’re feeling inadequate and popping her cherry will make everything better.
also gif not mine
Rule number 12
Call your friend an idiot right in their face
Still trying to pass this Grade-A asshole off as a hero, Glee? Pfft.
what the fuck is this fuckery.
I really can’t believe the Glee Project is doing this. Seriously. I love the show, but that is just absurd and it almost makes me want to not watch the episode. >.< COME ON, Glee Project, I already left Glee! DON’T DO THIS TO ME!
Finn Hudson is not a hero. He’s a clueless, selfish guy, and yet no one ever wants to hurt his feelings, apparently, because no one ever calls him out for all of the damage he’s done, not really. Just ONCE, I’d like him to permanently lose a friend from his actions. I’d like Kurt to disown him as a brother until he shapes up. I’d like Rachel to ignore his calls…except no, because he’ll be overseas now. Which brings us to
Rule Number 13
Only realize how detrimental getting married so young to your girlfriend could be to her career after she’s willing to give up on her dream school for you. But don’t tell her as soon as she offers to stay behind a year, oh no. Tell her in a car after you led her to believe that you’re going to get married, oh, and don’t forget to enlist in the army without talking to her first.
Hell, just because I was glad he let her go doesn’t mean I’m pleased with the WAY he did it. I’ll say this again: no, I don’t believe Finn is a bad person. But I DO believe that he’s no hero, and I just wish the show would stop trying to say he was this big hero on Glee. He’s become the Bella Swan of the Glee fandom: instead of acknowledging how absurdly flawed he is, they exalt him, try to make him out to be this perfect person who “never hurt anyone real bad”. The fact that he SAID that just SHOWS how CLUELESS he really is. And he’s just going to get AWAY with that cluelessness with all of his friends and a girl who’s still utterly in love with him.